MORP.

Yeah buddy! Morp was so much fun! Okay, let me get you the basics, i went with the one and only... Spencer Taylor! Don't know him? That's okay, and understandable. He's super quiet, i wish that he weren't, he's such a funny kid. I don't think that i have ever laughed so hard in my life!

The Day Date: We went to the Zoo. Sceptical a bit? I was at the beginning as well, i was embarrassed to tell him that was what we were doing for the date. can i just say this? Funnest date of my life! Granted, you have to go with someone who appreiciates the Zoo. and someone who you can totally be yourself with. we've been to two dances before this, we are in the same ward, I've known him for as long as i can remember, so I'm quite comfortable with him. Have you ever laughed so hard that your back hurt? i can now say that i have. he is a crack up!

Dinner: One of my favorite quotes that he said all night was when he was teaching me how to watch football, and he looked at me and said, "You're killin' me Peete!" dear Spencer, i think that it is Smalls. "You're killin' me Smalls!" he was super embarrassed. also, he was quoting Rush Hour 3 and he turned to me after i had just taken a bite of my pizza, and said "He's huge, like you!" i then turned to him mid-bite and hollered "what are you saying?! is that a fat joke?!" again, he was embarrassed, and tried to explain himself, because i have never seen that movie. i nearly peed! Also, we won the eating contest, being tied for first, i pulled us ahead. cause that's how we do it.

Dance: Its really not worth mentioning, we were there for... about an hour, the music was no good, hard to dance to. We slow danced once or twice, then decided we had been there long enough, and called it good.


After Dance Date: I'm guessing you have played Steal the Flag, but have you played Steel the Flag in Allred's Ace Hardware?! I wish that i could express to you just how fun it is! Stubbed toes, bruises every where, scraped up backs, it was so enjoyable. No, really, it was. It's pitch black, you divide the store in half, hide the glow sticks then... let the games begin!!! girls won. naturally. i don't remember how many games we played, but girls won more than half. haha!

The Dreaded... Door Scene: This one i was actually not dreading, strangely enough. until we got up to the door, and he unlocked it, then opened it a few inches, getting his escape all set into place, then turned back to me, wouldn't even look at me, gave me a one armed hug, then dashed inside. Sin. Why? i don't understand! Sweet mercy! its just a hug child! i don't understand this thing we call males. how can they even be categorized in the same species as us females. We are totally sane.. most of the time. We only romanticize some things. We think totally normal, or so we think.. which makes total sense, doesn't it?

Heaven help us, male and female.