What Is This World Coming To?!

Turns out that this world is coming to its end.

You're probably thinking "well yeah its coming to an end! the economy is in the dumps!"

and yes, this is true,

but, would you like to know the real reasons why?

1. 
   
   because a child's lemonade stand got shut down by the county and then got fined $500 for not having a vendors licence.


2. 
   
   a demanded recall on all yearbooks for a child pornographic picture. in a seniors "congratulations" page from their parents.


3. 
   
   a pilot evacuates his plane when a passenger won't pull up his baggy pants.


4. 
   
   parents get arrested for printing pictures of their child in the bathtub.


5. 
   
   "Sex while speeding at 85 mph." yeah.. didn't click on that article.


6. 
   
   police call off search for escaped suspect because it "got too hot."

This, this is why the world is coming to an end.