Thursday, August 2, 2012

Pranked

For reals? I didn't know the kid had it in him!







When i told someone about the prank Kevo got me back with, they asked me if i was mad. my response was quick and 100% honest, "No way!!! i applaud him!!!" the whole time i was cleaning my car, i would start randomly laughing at how surreal it felt knowing this gentle soul i have come to know so well could prank me so heartlessly. i find i like seeing this side of him just as much as his kind side.


What now Kevo? 
... you shouldn't have asked... 

Thursday, July 26, 2012

sooo comical.


your newest prankster here

i have always been a fan of of the practical prank, yet never have i pulled one, until now. i never would have considered myself a good prankster, or even an amateur one. lately i have found a different side of myself i didn't know i had. i still wouldn't call myself a "good" one, but i consider myself a more experienced one.
the prank that started this was when my coworker and i stole another coworkers most prized possession.... his...

DUCKY!!
hey, i told you that i don't considered myself a good prankster. so yes, this is where my pranking career begins. with a stolen ducky. then we moved on to bigger things. so we syrian wrapped his car, wrote on the windows, and put petroleum jelly and chunky peanut butter under his door handles, in the middle of the night. 


we were surprised when his dad came running out the front door yelling "get away from my car!!" resulting in me begging him for mercy (good thing we are pretty good friends he and i) and assuring him this was a harmless prank we were pulling on his son. he let us continue. but we were so scared out of our whits we went around the car once or twice more then called it good and B-lined home. i felt immense guilt at having done this the entire next day. (still not having the experience of a "good" prankster) then he acted like nothing happened. denied it even. too bad his ducky was in this windshield so we knew we had the right car. that prank was more on us than him though... did me in for a life time. until.... 
my beautiful friend Cristal had a genius idea.... 
list his car on KSL for cheap cheap cheap. so last night, we did just that. 
the only guilt that i have is for those people who are looking at it and thinking that they have themselves a great find. in the last 12 hours it has been viewed nearly 1300 times. i can only imagine how many phone calls he's gotten. actually, i don't have to imagine too much. he changed his voice mail telling people it is a prank and to call this number (my number) to get it removed. those phone calls woke me up this morning. i'm having a good laugh about it. i'm proud of him. i would have done the exact same thing. ill take it down. today. later. this is just so comical. i know he has something big planned for us, and i am just waiting to see what that is.... if but a bit nervously. 
see mom and dad? this is what happens when you both leave and there is no parental supervision. the child within me comes out and gets the better of me. even though i've had all these adventures while you were gone, i can't wait to see you guys!! i miss my big boy!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

an ACE's night out


Kevin was suuuper precise about his fire
Shawn and Kevo. We like them. 



i was serious about him being OCD about this. 

And Michael loooved taunting him. 


Clari got a wopping 8! 
Cristal got 13! 



          
                           Kevo took gold with 15!! Shawn looks impressed. but lets be honest, we all were.                                     
and i had 4. 
the others stuffed them all, so Shawn only had 3.




Shawn. we missed you way too much these last few weeks. we're never letting you leave again. you are too funny. 
us cashiers. 
Cristal liked the watermelon. 
One heck of a night to remember. 




Monday, July 16, 2012

cloud nine

i have been so incandescently happy these last few weeks.
i find myself smiling at the little things in life. 
things i might normally have missed. 
if i said i don't know why that is, that would be an outright lie,
because i know without a shadow of a doubt why i have been so cheery. 
men. 
they are the worst. 
yet they have the ability to  brighten your day by merely a few words? 
its messed up. but i like it. 
and i like it a lot. 
i wake up looking forward to what the day holds. i have a new found enthusiasm for life.
its silly of me i know, but this whole situation is refreashing in most ways, 
yet weird in a few too. 
its been two and a half years since i've felt like this. 
and i have needed it, needed to get over the past, and this is helping me do just that, and much more.
thanks Y chromosome. 

Friday, June 22, 2012

Snow White & the Huntsman

just one thing, 
this movie did not disappoint. 
maybe it was just because of the handsome huntsman
(whom you never find out his name)
but probably not. 
it was really good. 
there were a few parts that kinda weirded me out, 
and Charlize was naked multiple times, 
but very good over all. 
well done!


Monday, June 18, 2012

the latest.

i have officially been assigned to a city within China!! i'm totally freaking out and beyond excited! i have been assigned to the city, Zhongshan. does anyone know how to pronounce that? cause i sure dont. 
here is a map. 


i know that it is hard to read, and for that i am sorry. but basically that is going to be me to the left of the body of water, and where the red line ends, well ladys and gents, that would be Hong Kong. 
here i sit tonight, unable to sleep because i am just so excited to embark on this new journey of mine. 
but really, i should be going to sleep, i start my new job in the morning. i love this, i love life.